MY BURGERLICIOUS COME BACK
When I left my home, Ooh my dear,
I was torn in tears and soaked in beer,
I knew no respect
No, mother or father I could reject.
I still can remember that hefty slap
That warmed your cheeks and kick on your lap
Am sorry dear, my plea you should hear
I thought would pay with respect rather than fear.
How you warned me not to follow
The routes of my drunk fellow
How you drag me along when I am not sober.
How you despised the chewers of ‘jaba’
The drunk in local liquor and beer
The party bumpkins who twerk in cheer
The Facebook singles and the Instagram strippers
The twitter parrots and whatsup status statues
How you advocated for my economy
And hated poverty
You warned me against sending fare
I hadn’t understood how much you were fair
You couldn’t imagine of the nudes on the screen
You warned me against all the sins unseen.
Wretched me,
I felt in cage and a jail for me.
I sneaked back to the illicit websites
Wallowing in abyss like flying kites
Oh… the disastrous www
The three exes can bring lust to you
Soon I was watching the sexual insanity of Instagram
Soon I joined over twenty ‘ex pages’ on telegram
I was doomed.
I was silent and gloomed.
I was almost becoming a regular customer at the arimis shop
Like those sisters who do not want the cucumbers on the chop.
Soon I would prefer to live alone
Paying back to my sins like a five year loan.
Now, you left me at this juncture
Deformed and in awkward structure,
I got weary and decided to pause
For my pain, I could trace the cause
I sat down “moss”
And remembered the cross.
Oh my, my life escaped the loss
I felt as fresh as a summer rose.
